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　　職場幽默英語故事(一)

　　A newly married woman was sitting on a chair, looking vexed, when her husband came home. "What's up? Why do you look so troubled?" the husband asked. The woman replied, "I'm so sorry. I was ironing your new suit and

　　burned a hole in your trousers." And the man said, "That's all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same."

　　"Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair," the wife responded.

　　有一個剛結婚的太太，坐在椅子那邊，看起來很懊惱，她先生回家看到她這個樣子，就 問：‘嗨，你怎么啦?為什么看起來這么懊惱呢?’太太說：‘很抱歉，你那件新做的'西裝褲 被我燙壞了，燙成一個洞了。 他先生說：’‘啊! 那個沒關系啦! 我還有另外一件一樣的褲子。 ’ 她說： ‘是啊，還好我把那件新的拿出來補那件被我燙壞的。 ’

　　職場幽默英語故事(二)

　　A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, lip-suction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color, figuring since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 Years? "God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

　　一名中年婦女心臟病突發(fā)被送到了醫(yī)院， 在手術臺上，瀕臨死亡之際，她看到了上帝， 于 是，她問上帝是不是她的日子到頭了。 上帝回答說， “還沒有，你還能活43年，2個月零8 天。 身體快要康復的時候，這名女士想到自己還要活那么多年，得好好對待自己，于是決 ” 定先不出院，而是去給自己整整容，吸吸脂，隆隆胸，然后還做了一個腹部拉皮和其它一些 美容美體手術。她甚至還請人到醫(yī)院里面幫她頭發(fā)給染了。 做完最后一個手術，這位女 士出院了， 但就在過馬路的時候，她被一輛風馳電摯趕回醫(yī)院的救護車給撞死了。再一 次，她又站到了上帝的面前，她大惑不解地問上帝， “我記得你說我還能再活 40 年?” 上帝回答，“那個時候我沒認出你來” 。

　　職場幽默英語故事(三)

　　The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film. When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them, “you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund you the tickets.” About half an hour later, the husband asked his wife, “What do you think of the film?” “I’ve never seen such a boring film.” His wife answered. “It’s not worth seeing.” “I don’t think much of it, either.” The husband said. “Wake the child up and let him cry.”

　　一對夫婦帶著他們3歲的兒子去看電影。進電影院時，服務員對他們說：“如果你們的兒子 哭了，你們就得出去。不過我們會給你們退票的�！贝蠹s半個小時以后，丈夫對妻子說： “你 覺得這電影怎么樣?”“我從沒看過這么沒勁的電影。”妻子回答說，“真不值得看�！拔乙� ”不喜歡看�！闭煞蛘f： “叫醒孩子，讓他哭。 ”